Warkin

by Geddy Gibson

For mature audiences only.

This is only temporary.

Jim Crayson pulls the work vest over his head. As his first shift begins at the backwoods convenience store he realizes things weren’t supposed to turn out like this.

Sick of teaching logic at Midwestern colleges, Jim had taken his chances at starting over in Northern Florida. But that was many months and many resumes ago. For now he just needs cash while he keeps looking for something permanent.

The possibilities seem endless. Jim feels certain that any day now his degrees and experience will land him writing work–or at least a job with benefits. Maybe his book will finally get published.

For mature audiences only.

And then there’s that shot he has at winning thousands on a quiz show.

But it’s no picnic dealing with this job and the people it involves. Will Jim watch his hopes dissolve into the seedy, violence-prone world he encounters at the store? Could his last sight be a customer pointing a gun at his head?

Geddy Gibson’s bleakly comic novel is an unflinching portrayal of the real prospects for many who attempt to change careers and pursue their dreams. Warkin takes an insightful and often witty look at being overeducated and underemployed.

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Nothing But Animals

by Grant King

Gabriel Mariabella Hogg is the beautiful daughter of mean spirited North Yorkshire battery hen farmer, Austin Hogg. Her best mate is a fox hunter. Stands to reason the last person she would marry would be an outspoken animal sympathiser from Down under. Worse, a city adman named Bailey Harland with no concept of country life, let alone the harsh realities of North Yorkshire. More, a lad with some animal activism ‘dirt’ that hasn’t gone unnoticed by Austin Hogg’s devious wife, Mariabella; a women determined to get all she can from her dying husband’s bloody dynasty. Particularly now that dynasty is under sudden and strangely coincidental terrorist attack. But why would Bailey Harland sabotage his own future?

Nothing but Animals is a black comedy about the hypocrisy of people and the ‘animal’ in us all.

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Emu Patrol

by Iain Wells

Emu Patrol is the farcical tale of an obsessional pursuit of love, sex, drugs, rock -n- roll and emus.

Who is Jake Lewis? Is he the drug-dealing terrorist the police think he is? Is he the perverted stalker his kidnappers believe him to be? Or is he just an incurable romantic unable to hold onto Sam, the girl of his dreams, and desperate to do anything to get her back?

Join Jake and his overactive mind, as it creates and plays out a soundtrack to his life on his quest to win back Sam. A quest that takes him on a bizarre journey from the electrifying London music scene, to the romantic Eilean Donan Castle on the tranquil shores of Loch Duich, and finally back to the conservative Medway towns of Kent.

Featuring music by The White Stripes, Prefab Sprout, Aimee Mann, The Pretenders, Squeeze, U2, The Delgados, Blondie, Mercury Rev, The Wannadies, Suzanne Vega, Cake, Lloyd Cole and the Commotions, Fountains of Wayne, The Beatles and The Broken Family Band.

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A Dancing Bear

by David Free

What if getting the girl meant becoming a terrorist wet boy?

On an unnamed university campus late in the 20th century, a young man named Fenton Bland joins a society of student Maoists in order to get near the girl he loves. But the girl turns out to belong to the chief Maoist – the uncouth, fat, and possibly dangerous Gus. And the Maoists turn out to harbour alarming aspirations in the field of revolutionary terror. And so Fenton, wearing a forcibly grown beard, finds himself propelled into a bizarre covert world of death lists, backyard bomb labs, untraceable handguns, and attempted wet jobs of distinctly varying quality – a world in which he must choose between losing the girl forever or else participating – perhaps very soon – in a successful terrorist atrocity. Along the way he must contend with a motley cast of characters, few of whom enjoy optimal grips on reality.

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Baby in Microwave

by Kid Mercury

Baby in a Microwave is a novel about a man who wakes up with a baby in his microwave. It is rated R.

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